All American Goy T-shirt

Stars, stripes, and the sacred right to deep-fry whatever you want.

JUST like the Founding Fathers personally approved this rebrand!

Wear it to every cookout, parade, and "I love this country" moment where the irony is thicker than the oil...

.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors